Because the world needed a sequel to “The Rise of Cobra?” I played with the original 12-inch, old-school GI Joes when I was a kid. And I even harbor some affection for the 1980s reboot that saw the figures shrunk down in size and turned into Saturday morning cartoon characters.

But despite the presence of the comely Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller, I’m still looking for a way to get that two hours of my life back that I spent watching the first “GI Joe” movie which does a disservice to disorganized messes everywhere if you describe it as a disorganized mess.

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