Rihanna has no idea why she's in "Battleship" either.
Once again, I just want to know where they’re going to stick the little red and white pegs on the boats.
But, because I can: Here’s the Japanese trailer for “Battleship.”
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But because, like all comic book fans, I’m a completist, I present it to you for your evaluation:
Meh.
(h/t HeyUGuys)
It’s the god of war hisownself in the epic sequel to 2010’s “Clash of the Titans.” Sam Worthington, Rosamund Pike, Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes star.
(h/t ComingSoon)
Ok, I’ll admit it, the silent and mysterious Snake Eyes character was my favorite from the old “GI Joe” cartoon show back in the 1980s. And here’s an exclusive look at the character (via TotalFilm) in the upcoming GI Joe sequel.
And here’s the trailer. Channing Tatum, Bruce Willis and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson all star.
TotalFilm has an exclusive sitdown with the director, who’s bringing the 1960s horror soap to the big screen. Johnny Depp and Eva Green star.
Here’s a sampling:
“What I liked about Shadows is it’s a story about family,” said Burton. “I grew up resisting family and then as I got older I realised what a strange and chaotic but important thing it is.”
“I think all families are pretty weird… We’ve just tried to link the supernatural elements into real issues that families face: like the feelings of a teenager growing up, when your body’s changing and you’re angry at everybody; or the challenge of trying to keep the family together – whether they’re alive or dead!”
Read the full story here.
Remember, readers, this isn’t the cuddly one with Lily Collins and Julia Roberts that’s hitting theaters this month. This is the dark, violent one with Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth.
But this should indulge your fairy tale jones for quite some time.
(h/t to HeyUGuys)
What did we do before the Web? The new Japanese trailer for director Joss Whedon’s superteam flick reveals still more new footage. The movie bows in American theaters in May.
There’s some footage in there of Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Pots, more of Hawkeye and Black Widow and a glimpse of the S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier.
Seriously, seriously nerdy.
If you get seriously nerdy about Greek mythology, and, really, who doesn’t? Then this bonanza is images is just for you.
Here’s one of Rosamund Pike to get you going.
Play follow the link for the full gallery.
(via ComingSoon)
In case you were wondering … the director talks to TotalFilm about the superteam flick.
“There is no Spider-Man in this movie!” Whedon told us, debunking the rumour that the iconic character (due to receive his own movie reboot this summer), would be crossing paths with Iron Man, Captain America, Thor et al.
“I feel so bad for Jenny [Agutter],” sighed Whedon. “I think she just slipped on a name and the reporter ran with it. It’s not like she goes to Comic-Con every year…”
Read the full story here.
Singer Rihanna in the upcoming "Battleship" adaptation.
… but I’m still convinced this flick is going to be a John Carter-esque disaster. But who knows, someone may pay to go see a movie about a board game. It worked for the first, two “Transformers” movies.
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