Absolute Awesomeness: Trailer For “Jurassic Shark” Gets Its Release.

Who comes up with this stuff?

I’m not sure I care. Mostly, I care that someone took the time to write, shoot and pay for a movie called “Jurassic Shark.” I care in much the same way that someone in Hollywood once thought it would be a good idea to put 80s pop songstresses Tiffany and Debbie Gibson into a sci-fi movie featuring badly CGI’d reptiles. The cheese factor here is off the scale. I salute you, sir.

And here’s a synopsis:

“When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of art thieves and college students on an abandoned island.”

The movie is directed by Brett Kelly and stars Emanuelle Carriere, Christine Emes and Celine Filion.

(Via HeyUGuys)

About jlmicek

I'm an award-winning journalist in Harrisburg, Pa. I also run and cook all the things.
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