The Olsen Sisters Sell Out On Their $39K Backpack.

There are responsible ways of using your celebrity, and then there’s this atrocity:

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That would be the $39K alligator skin backpack manufactured by The Row, the fashion line run by former child stars Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen..

This Salon story tells you all you need to know about class divisions in America, c. 2011:

But it was the news this week that at the Paris launch of the handbag line, Ashley Olsen bragged that the backpack “was the first thing that sold off the shelf” that really took the let-them-eat-cake. Olsen added that luxury brands do well in hard times, noting that “During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès,” before, in the words of Women’s Wear Daily, “returning to sip Champagne with guests including Michelle Harper and Christian Louboutin.” As a commenter on CNN observed of this news, “This is what’s wrong with America.”

Read the full story here.

As my wife noted, there’s one place this bag would have looked great — on the alligator.

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Sony Buys Rights To Steve Jobs Bio

Sony Pictures has purchased the rights to the rush-to-publication biography of the late Apple founder Steve Jobs.

Starpulse has the details.

“Steve Jobs” is an authorized biography by former CNN chairman and Time Magazine managing editor Walter Isaacson. The book was originally supposed to be published on Nov. 21 but Simon & Schuster has (not surprisingly) moved it up to Oct. 24. The 448-page profile is based on over 40 interviews with the Apple co-founder and over 100 conversations with friends, family members, colleagues and competitors.

Read the full story here

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Ten Female Superheroes Who Need Movies.

Here’s a talker from the comics news site Newsarama:

There’s no shortage of testosterone in the current crop of superhero tent poles. From Superman and Batman to Green Lantern and Spiderman, right on down to b-listers like The Punisher and Blade, strong women have been relegated to supporting roles.

Now, granted, the box office performance of female-centered superhero flicks hasn’t been great. Catwoman? Supergirl? Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, anyone? But as the success of such female-centered shows as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and even Xena Warrior Princess, has shown, women will support female heroes if they’re intelligently written and given exactly the right blend of  femininity and ferocity.

With that in mind, Newsarama writer Alan Kistler put together a slide-show of female-centered superhero flicks just waiting to be made. Our particular favorite: a feature starring DC hero “Manhunter.” The book written by Mark Andreyko was one of our favorites of the last 10 years. Ditto for a flim based on “Birds of Prey” (please forget about the TV show). Get Gail Simone to write the script and you’ve got box office gold.

Click through for the slideshow.

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Why We Still Love Rin Tin Tin.

A New Book Examines The Life …

… of Hollywood’s favorite pooch. From Salon this morning:

“‘He believed the dog was immortal,’ Susan Orlean writes at the beginning of “Rin Tin Tin: The Life and the Legend.” Although the pronoun refers

Rin Tin Tin, Hollywood's First Star Dog.

to Lee Duncan, the American soldier who found the German shepherd puppy on a battlefield in France in 1918, the author spends the rest of the book building a case for what became her own powerful belief that the iconic cinema canine, “idea and ideal,” will never die.

Certainly, he lives forever in one ghostly way — as does anyone whose temporal shape has been chemically fixed on celluloid. Even though relatively few of the early films starring the original dog (as opposed to the doppelgängers of later vehicles and television serials) survive, Netflix ought to be ready. They’ll soon be flying out of there in great volume because of the inevitable popularity of this beguiling work by an eminent New Yorker writer who has a knack for crafting bestsellers. Rin Tin Tin’s immortality in this regard was guaranteed less by what he was than by what he wasn’t: specific. As a creature whose agency necessarily remained mysterious, he could represent what was most desired in any age. At the outset of his career, the silent movie era of the twenties, what was wanted was the classically proportioned hero: steadfast, emerging from brutal or cruel circumstances with stoic character, ageless already because the screenplays were drawn from ancient legend. There were a lot of pictures set in the frozen North; it provided the elemental backdrop required by the primal morality plays craved by audiences in rapidly changing, industrializing America.”

Read the full story here.

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“My Week With Marilyn” Official Trailer.

Michelle Williams is in the title role. She’s the spitting image of Ms. Monroe.

The movie makes its U.S. debut at the New York Film Festival on Oct. 9. Nationwide release comes on Nov. 18. Here’s the synopsis:

“This short peek into the film highlights the drama in store, a story that focuses on the inner conflict of Norma Jean and Marylin Monroe, the hidden struggle between keeping up her showbiz persona and losing touch with herself. An array of fine performances are also on display as well.” (h/t wearemoviegeeks)

Michelle Williams as Ms. Monroe. The film opens Oct. 9.

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New “Man Of Steel” Set Photos: So How Does Scruffy Superman Shave?

Here’s star Henry Cavil looking all kinds of scruffy in The Great White North. One question: If Superman grows a beard, how does he shave? Heat vision? And wouldn’t that leave the mother of all razor burns?

Such are the things that preoccupy me on a slow Friday morning.

And for good measure, here’s two shots of Amy Adams looking just adorable as Lois Lane.

(h/t SpoilerTV)

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Crazy Cool: 30,000 Piece Lego “Star Wars” Diorama.

The Force Is Strong With This One:

The Death Star hangar scene - from "Jedi" in Lego!

From IO9:
“Teacher Jay Hoff spent about six months recreating this scene from ROTJ. It cost him about $2,300 and took him around 30,000 Lego pieces.”

Unbelievable.

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Your First Look At S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Maria Hill

Here’s your first look at actress Colbie Smulders, who will be playing S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Maria Hill in next summer’s “The Avengers.”

Indiewire reports:

“Can you tell the marketing campaign for ‘The Avengers’ is heating up? Just like those pics from Tarsem‘s Snow White movie that landed earlier today, Marvel has been handing out pics to a variety of outlets and now a few more have cropped up. Nothing earth shattering really—new looks at Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson)—but also a set photo that seems to reveal “How I Met Your Mother” star Cobie Smulders as S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill.”

Meanwhile, here’s some more set photos:

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This Lois Has Red Hair.

Can You Tell …

… your Lanas from your Loises?

Ever since Annette O’Toole brought her to life on the big screen in “Superman, The Movie,” in 1978, fanboys of a certain age have grown used to a few things. The first of these is that Christopher Reeve will always, always be Superman.

The second is that Clark Kent’s childhood friend/possible first love Lana Lang had red hair (Kristin Kreuk notwithstanding), while Lois Lane had black hair (thank you, Margot Kidder, Teri Hatcher and, sorta, Erica Durance).

Well, kids, get used to forgetting everything you know. Here’s a shot of the very red-haired Amy Adams, who plays Lois in the upcoming “Man of Steel” opposite Henry Cavil’s Clark/Superman.

What say you? Worth leaping over a tall building in a single bound?

(h/t Newsarama)

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The New Adventures Of Tintin Trailer: Not The EuroComic You Remember.


If you’re like me, and you read Tintin comics when you were a kid, you probably found them a diverting, if entirely too polite, read. While the titular hero had adventures, things were just a tad too civil, too European and progressive. This, of course, immediately sent me scampering back to my Batman comics, where billionaire imperialist Bruce Wayne could be counted upon to beat the bejesus out of someone in every issue. In Tintin, you half-expected them to settle in over tea and discuss the emerging Eurozone and its effect on the global economy.

Not anymore. In the new trailer, Tintin has mad adventures:

The movie hits theaters this Christmas.

(h/t IO9)

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